{"id":33353,"date":"2012-01-13T21:10:42","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T23:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/?p=33353"},"modified":"2012-01-13T21:10:42","modified_gmt":"2012-01-13T23:10:42","slug":"tem-que-ler-em-voz-alta-para-sair-certo-e-entender","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/2012\/01\/13\/tem-que-ler-em-voz-alta-para-sair-certo-e-entender\/","title":{"rendered":"TEM QUE LER EM VOZ ALTA PARA SAIR CERTO E ENTENDER&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><strong>Um norte americano, morando h\u00e1 pouqu\u00edssimo tempo no<\/strong><\/em><em><strong> Brasil, e falando &#8216;BEM&#8217; o portugu\u00eas faz a sua lista<\/strong><\/em><em><strong> de compras e vai ao supermercado para tentar abastecer a<\/strong><\/em><em><strong> sua despensa e geladeira.<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Tendo feito a lista, a seu modo, e com o carrinho \u00e0<\/strong><\/em><em><strong> frente, vai lembrando-se do que precisa:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">PAY SHE<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">MAC CAR ON<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">MY ONE EASY<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">PAUL ME TOO<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">ALL FACE<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">CAR NEED BOY ( MAIL KILO )<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"> (esta \u00e9 genial&#8230;)<\/span><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">AS PAR GOES<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">KEY JOE ( PARM ZOOM)<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">COW VIEW FLOOR <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">(Fant\u00e1stica)<\/span><\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">PIER MEN TOM<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">BETTER HAB<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">LEE MOON<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">ALL ME ROOM<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">BEER IN GEL<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">THREE GO<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">PAY TO THE PIER YOU <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">(sensacional&#8230;)<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Ao final ainda d\u00e1 um tapa na testa, dizendo :<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">PUTZ GRILL LOW !<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">IS KEY SEE O TOO MUCH&#8230;.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>PUT A KEEP ARE YOU !<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;<br \/>\nSe eu disser quem mandou ele desencarna no Brasil e reencarna em Lisboa.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um norte americano, morando h\u00e1 pouqu\u00edssimo tempo no Brasil, e falando &#8216;BEM&#8217; o portugu\u00eas faz a sua lista de compras e vai ao supermercado para tentar abastecer a sua despensa e geladeira. Tendo feito a lista, a seu modo, e com o carrinho \u00e0 frente, vai lembrando-se do que precisa: PAY SHE MAC CAR ON [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33353"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33353"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33360,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33353\/revisions\/33360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}