{"id":42094,"date":"2012-06-01T10:32:13","date_gmt":"2012-06-01T13:32:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/?p=42094"},"modified":"2012-06-01T10:32:13","modified_gmt":"2012-06-01T13:32:13","slug":"minerim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/2012\/06\/01\/minerim\/","title":{"rendered":"Minerim"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>BOTECO MINEIRO<\/strong> <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\"><br \/>\n<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: large;\">O mineirinho entra num boteco e\u00a0 v\u00ea anunciado acima do\u00a0 balc\u00e3o:<\/span><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00a0Pinga______________________\u00a0 R$ 1,00<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Cerveja_____________________ R$ 2,50<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><strong>\u00a0P\u00e3o de queijo________________ R$ 2,00<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0Sandu\u00edche de galinha__________ R$ 3,00<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0Acariciar \u00f3rg\u00e3o sexual _________ R$ 5,00<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Checando na carteira para n\u00e3o\u00a0 passar vergonha, ele vai at\u00e9 o\u00a0 balc\u00e3o<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">\u00a0e\u00a0 chama uma das tr\u00eas garotas que\u00a0 ali est\u00e3o servindo:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: medium;\">&#8211; \u00d4 mo\u00e7a, fazfav\u00f4&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8211; Sim? &#8211; responde ela com um sorriso lindo &#8211;<br \/>\nEm que posso ajudar?<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00c9 oc\u00ea que acaricia os org\u00e3o\u00a0 sexu\u00e1 dos fregu\u00eais?<br \/>\n&#8211; Sou eu mesma&#8230; &#8211; responde ela,\u00a0com voz &#8216;caliente&#8217; e um<br \/>\nolhar bem sensual.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ent\u00e3o, oc\u00ea lava bem as m\u00e3o,\u00a0ki\u00a0eu quero um p\u00e3o de queijo!<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">\u00a0&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>N\u00f3is \u00e9 jeca mas tem giene!<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">Enviada por Marcus Dias<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BOTECO MINEIRO \u00a0O mineirinho entra num boteco e\u00a0 v\u00ea anunciado acima do\u00a0 balc\u00e3o: \u00a0Pinga______________________\u00a0 R$ 1,00 Cerveja_____________________ R$ 2,50 \u00a0P\u00e3o de queijo________________ R$ 2,00 \u00a0Sandu\u00edche de galinha__________ R$ 3,00 \u00a0Acariciar \u00f3rg\u00e3o sexual _________ R$ 5,00 Checando na carteira para n\u00e3o\u00a0 passar vergonha, ele vai at\u00e9 o\u00a0 balc\u00e3o \u00a0e\u00a0 chama uma das tr\u00eas garotas que\u00a0 ali [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42094"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42094"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42099,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42094\/revisions\/42099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.r2cpress.com.br\/v1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}